Who's the better businessman: Superman or Batman?

Who's the better businessman: Superman or Batman?.

It's Superman of course, or have you ever heard about a batmarket?

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If Batman and Superman had a baby, what would it be?.

If Batman and Superman had a baby, what would it be?.

Adopted

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Batman impressionist.

Batman impressionist.

Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?"

"Go on then"

"NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"

"That's Superman"

"Thanks, I've been practicing."

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You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler)

You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler).

A democratic senator from Kentucky.

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Superman: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, and more powerful than a locomotive".

Superman: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, and more powerful than a locomotive".

Batman: "I fight a penguin and a really persistent clown"

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SUPERMAN: my nemesis is a billionaire who uses his riches to pursue his personal vendettas instead of helping people on a global scale.

SUPERMAN: my nemesis is a billionaire who uses his riches to pursue his personal vendettas instead of helping people on a global scale.

**BATMAN:** *[shifts uncomfortably in his chair]*

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Superman & Batman meet to go for a Costco run.

Superman Batman meet to go for a Costco run.

perman gets closer, Batman can see that he's been is a scrap because he's scratched up and his Super Hero attire is torn in places. Naturally, Batman asks Superman what happened? Superman tells him that he was on the other side of the planet saving a small tribe from loggers when he remembered they had a Costco run scheduled together. So he started flying as fast as he could back to the USA. While he was flying over the Sahara Desert, he sees Wonder Woman totally naked and looking like she was in ecstasy. So I flew down to dune level and unzipped my super fly and proceeded to give her my super Willy. At this point Batman asks if she was surprised? Super man said very much so, but not nearly as much as the invisible man.

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