A wealthy businessman sells everything he has and moves to a cottage in the countryside

A wealthy businessman sells everything he has and moves to a cottage in the countryside.

He unpacks his things and goes out to the front porch to sit on his rocking chair and soak in the ambiance. A pickup rolls by."Howdy!" says the driver, a toothless bearded man in his fifties."Hey!""You new round here?""Sure am. Just unpacked.""Say,... read more

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A wealthy businessman sells everything he has and moves to a cottage in the countryside.

A wealthy businessman sells everything he has and moves to a cottage in the countryside.

I'd like to welcome you to town, official-like. I'm having me a party at my place tonight. You should come along."

"Thanks, I'd love to! What time?"

"Seven O'clock. There's gonna be a little drinking, there's gonna be a little fighting, and there's gonna be a little fucking."

"Sounds like my kind of party! what do I wear?"

"That don't matter, it's jus' gon' be you and me."

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Talking dog.

Talking dog.

A man was driving through the countryside one day and he passed a nice little cottage and there was a sign outside saying 'Talking dog for sale'so he pulled into the driveway and knocked on the door. An middle aged man answered."I believe you have a talking dog for sale?""Yes... read more

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Welcome Party.

Welcome Party.

Joe moves onto a new property in some land near Yellowstone National Park - middle of nowhere, but beautiful.A few days after unpacking his stuff, Joe sees a pickup truck drive up his long and winding driveway. This cowboy type gets out of the truck and extends his hand with a greeting.... read more

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A man is tired of fast paced city life so he decides to move to the country.

A man is tired of fast paced city life so he decides to move to the country.

As he is unpacking his new redneck neighbor walks over to his place."Howdy" he shouts, "To celebrate my new neighbor moving out here I thought we should throw a little party, there's gonna be a whole lotta dancing, a whole lotta drinking and a whole lotta screwing"The city slicker ge... read more

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Deaf Man Steals Chicken.

Deaf Man Steals Chicken.

There once was a deaf man named Jeff who lived in the countryside. He had this neighbor, Brad, who raised some chickens in his front yard.

One day, Jeff was was walking by his neighbor's house and saw one fat juicy chicken that caught his eye. Seeing that there was no one around, Jeff stole the chicken and made himself a delicious roasted chicken that night.

Next morning, when he saw his neighbor, Brad, the following conversation took place:

Brad: Howdy neighbor !

Jeff: WHAT FUCKING CHICKEN ??

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