A businessman rushed into the train station just in time to catch the Brisbane to Rockhampton Express

A businessman rushed into the train station just in time to catch the Brisbane to Rockhampton Express.

A businessman rushed into the train station just in time to catch the Brisbane to Rockhampton Express. On taking his seat he asked the conductor what time the train reached Gladstone.nbsp;"There's no stop in Gladstone on Wednesdays," replied the conductor."What!" Exclaim... read more

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