A pilot, a boy, a rich businessman, and an old man are on a little plane

A pilot, a boy, a rich businessman, and an old man are on a little plane.

Suddenly the plane has an engine failure, and the pilot says: “We have to jump, but there are only three parachutes on the plane, so you guys better decide who’s going to have to sacrifice themselves!” Then he takes one of the parachutes and jumps. The business man says: “I’m... read more

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The president of the USA. The pilot, the worlds smartest man, a grandfather and his grandson There is a malfunction in the plane and everyone has to get out but, there are 4 parachutes and 5 people.The pilot says, “ I’m the pilot, I should get to go.” So he takes a parachute and jump... read more

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A blonde, a priest, a pilot and a student on a crashing plane.

A blonde, a priest, a pilot and a student on a crashing plane.

A blonde woman, a priest, a pilot, and a high schooler are all on a crashing plane.

There are only enough parachutes to save three of them, and the pilot is the first to jump out. He grabs a parachute and says, "I'm a pilot! People need me to fly planes!" and then jumps out.

The blonde is next to jump out. She grabs a parachute and says, "My hair won't look pretty if I'm dead!" and then jumps out.

The priest then says to the high schooler, "Son, I've lived my life to its fullest and I am surely ready to join God in heaven."

The high schooler then hands a parachute to the priest and puts another parachute on himself. The priest is shocked and asks the high schooler, "Oh Lord! Where did you find this extra parachute?"

The high schooler replies, "The blonde lady took my backpack!"

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A small plane has an engine failure over the pacific ocean.

A small plane has an engine failure over the pacific ocean.

ot then says to the world's smartest man: You're the world's smartest man, so the world needs you. Take a parachute and jump.

The pilot then says to the world's strongest man: You're the world's strongest man, so the world needs you. Take the last parachute and jump.

But the world's strongest man says: Don't worry, we still have 2 parachutes left, we can both jump.

The pilot replies: But how? I already gave the 2 other parachutes away.

The world's strongest man then says: Well the world's smartest man just took my backpack and jumped.

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People on a plane.

People on a plane.

Bill Gates, Tony Blair, an old man and a schoolchild are on a plane, when the pilot bursts out of the cabin

"The plane is about to crash, and there are only four parachutes. And one of them is mine!"

The pilot jumps out of the plane with the parachute

Tony Blair stands up, grabs a parachute and says

"I was Prime Minister of the UK, I deserve to live!"

He jumps out of the plane

Bill Gates stands up and says

"I am the smartest man alive, I should survive"

He grabs a parachute and jumps out

The old man turns to the child and says

"There is only one parachute left, I am old and have lived my life, you take it"

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"No need, Bill Gates just jumped out with my backpack"

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A Pilot, a Scientist, a Preist and a Boy are on a plane...

A Pilot, a Scientist, a Preist and a Boy are on a plane...

The plane is going down fast, and there are only 3 parachutes.

The Pilot says, "I have a family with a wife, 3 wonderful kids and a grandchild on the way!"

So he takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The Scientist says, "I am the smartest man on earth! I have to live!"

So he grabs another parachute and jumps off the plane.

The Priest then turns to the boy and says, "Son, I have lived my life. You should take the last parachute."

The boy responds, "It's okay, we can both live!"

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"Because the smartest man on earth just jumped off the plane with my backpack!"

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