A businessman stops at a farm for the night

A businessman stops at a farm for the night.

During a long road trip, a businessman spots a farm with a sign out front advertising rooms to rent for the night. The businessman decides to stop for the night.The farmer shows the man to his room and says "I hope you don't mind getting up early, as I have three roosters who all crow about ... read more

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