A businessman is walking down a..

A businessman is walking down a...

A businessman is walking down a village and meets a lazy guy who's sitting under a tree. Businessman: Why are you just sitting there doing nothing, go water those trees over there so you can grow some fruit and sell them to make money. Guy: For what? Businessman: So you can use that money to... read more

A businessman is walking down a...

buy more land and grow even more fruit.

Guy: For what?

Businessman: So you can make your income even more, and make a factory that produces juice with the fruit.

Guy: For what?

Businessman: So you can sell all of that and become a multimillionaire.

Guy: Why?

Businessman: So you can just sit there and do nothing.

Guy: I'm already sitting here, doing nothing.

The laziest person award.

s not in the house but on top of a tree. People were surprised as how the laziest person wasn’t lazy to get on top of tree.

They put on a ladder and went to top to interview him. They asked him “you’re so lazy but how come you climbed the whole tree?”. he said “i didn’t know there was a seed where i was sitting”.

Two retired business men sitting on a beach.

Mike: Nice to meet you. I'm a retired businessman. When my store burned down, rather than rebuilding I took the insurance money and retired here.John: You know, I'm a retired businessman, too. When a flood washed away my store I took the insurance money and retired here, too.Mike is... read more

I normally struggle with my laziness. should I sit down and do nothing, or lie down and do nothing.

Two retired business men sitting on a beach.

Mike: Nice to meet you. I'm a retired businessman. When my store burned down, rather than rebuilding I took the insurance money and retired here.

John: You know, I'm a retired businessman, too. When a flood washed away my store I took the insurance money and retired here, too.

Mike is silent for a while then he asks John, "How do you start a flood?"

A guy was sitting under the tree in my front yard too long, so I called the cops.

sitting under the tree that long, its GOT to be shady.