A guy in a jeep stops to put air in his tire at a gas station

A guy in a jeep stops to put air in his tire at a gas station.

The air costs 25 cents. He walks into the gas station and hands the attendant 25 cents. The attendant looks at his jeep with a New England Patriots cover on the spare tire and says here you can have your quarterback.

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I remember when it used to cost 25 cents to fill my tires at the gas station. Now it costs $1.25!.

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Customer: "How much is a drop of gas?".

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Customer: "A tank of drops of gas, please."

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Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?.

Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

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