Donald Trump has scheduled a speech at the same time as the Olympics Marathon swimming...
Its always a sad sight to see so many people exposed to rivers of shit and human waste, that's why I have decided to watch the swimmers instead.
An Irish swimmer, A British swimmer and an American swimmer were at the Olympics.
The American asks "What's your favourite stroke?"Mines the butterfly"The British swimmer says"The backstroke"The Irish swimmer says"Margaret Thatcher's"
What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?.
Mark Spitz and Greg SwallowsYeah, I know it's old....
What do they use to track Olympic swimmers’ speed?.
A speedo meter.
What do they use to track Olympic swimmers' speed?.
Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?.
Because they make it here.
Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?.
Because they're all in the US