Say addicted after everything I say

Say addicted after everything I say.

drugs.

"addicted"

alcohol.

"addicted"

What hit you in the face last night?

"A dick did"

hahahaha

"f**k you"

Boy: when I say something you say addicted

Girl: ok

Boy: drugs

Girl: addicted

Boy: alcohol

Girl: addicted

Boy: what made your throat so big

Girl: a-dick-did

A sodomizer, an alcoholic, a thief and a drug addict await judgment in Hell...

The gatekeeper of Hell says, "Each of you are here because you let your addiction get the best of you. But I'm giving all of you a second chance, prove me wrong and I will drag you back to Hell!". Just like that the sodomizer, alcoholic, businessman and drug addict are teleported back to Earth.... read more

I overheard my 14 year old daughter telling this joke to a friend.

-"Every time I say something, you say the word addicted"

-"ok"

-"Drugs"

-"Addicted"

-"Alcohol"

-"Addicted"

-"What slapped you across the face last night? "

" Addicted"

A drug addict, an alcoholic and a cronic smoker die in a car crash.

Three of them face the ultimate judgement. They'd have been sent to hell but turns out they did their share of good in their lives. So they face the last test. The alcoholic is given a bottle of Brandy, the drug addict given the stuff he digs and the smoker given a pack of cigarettes. Each of them a... read more

Read aloud.

How can you tell if a drug addict has road rage?They didn't cause the accident, a dick did.

I'm no drug addict but they still took me to the substance abuse department.

All I said to my friend doctor was "I'm a dick, Ted"