Boy: *calls 911* Hello?

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!

911: Alright, What is it?

Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!

911: So what's your emergency?

Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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911: Alright, What is it?

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911: So what's your emergency?

Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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A guy calls 911.

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Guy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!

911: Alright, What is it?

Guy: Two girls are fighting over me!

911: So what's your emergency?

Guy: The ugly one is winning.

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"Hello, 911?".

"Yes, what is your emergency?""There are two girls fighting over me""So what's the emergency?""The ugly one's too strong"

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A boys called 911 in order to contact the police.

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Operator: Hello, can you please state your emergency. Boy: I need help, two girls are fighting over me. Operator: So what's the problem here?Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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A boy calls 911.

911 picks up and the boy yells, "Help, help!

911 asks, "What's the emergency?"

The boy says, "Two girls are fighting over me!"

911 responds, "Is that a problem?"

The boy replies, "No, but it looks like the ugly one is winning!"

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A 911 operator answers the phone and a man answers.

A 911 operator answers the phone and a man answers.

911- "911, what's your emergency?"Man-"Yes, there are 2 girls fighting over me right now."911- "Sir, I don't see how this qualifies as an emergency"Man- "The ugly one is winning"

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