Something To Do When You're Bored:

Something To Do When You're Bored:

1. Catch a fly.

2. Put it in the freezer.

3. Wait 10 minutes.

4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead.

5. Pull out a strand of hair or a thin piece of string.

6. Tie it around the fly.

7. Wait till it wakes up.

BAM! Your very own pet fly

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