Me:Santa do you have 3 daughters?

Me:Santa do you have 3 daughters?

Santa: Yes I do. Me:I guess there names are holly, jolly, frolly?

Santa: No there names are ho ho ho ;)

Kickass if you get it

Yo momma so ugly that Santa came on Christmas Eve, he said "Ho! Ho! Holly shit!!!"

500 KICKASS S AND I WILL ASK MY FRIEND HOLLY TO FUCK

I think Santa Claus had an argument with his wife one night, he started calling her names; the neighbours heard him saying ho ho ho.....

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?.

A Holly Davidson

How does Santa mow his lawn?.

With a ho ho ho.

How does Santa count his girls.

Ho ho ho