Teacher: Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: I'm late?

Teacher: You missed an entire period.

Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?

Student - "Can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher - "Not right now, we are in the middle of class"

Student - "But I'm on my period."

Teacher - "Mark, that didn't work yesterday, its not going to today."

Teacher: "Why are you so late?" Student: "Someone told me to go to hell." Teacher: "Why did that make you late to class?" Student: "I couldn't find it at first, but now here I am."

A conversation between a teacher and a student...

Teacher: Why are you late?Student: There was a man who lost a $100 bill.Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?Student: No, I was standing on it.

A teacher asked three students what causes war. The first student said, "Knives." The second one said, "Guns." The third one drew a dot on the board. The teacher asked, "What's that?" The student replied, "A period." The teacher asked "How does a period cause war?" The student replied, "If my sister misses one, my mom will kill her."

Teacher: Why are you late?.

Student: My dad is in the hospital*1 week later*Teacher: Is your dad still in the hospital?Student: Yes, he is a doctor

Student: Every day i'm shuffling... d(-.-)b

Teacher: Stop!

Student: Sorry for parting rocking.

Teacher: Who do you think you are?!

Student: I'm sexy and I know it.