My dad said if I get 100 Kick ass votes he'll quit drugs and alcohol

My dad said if I get 100 Kick ass votes he'll quit drugs and alcohol.

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So many people think drugs and alcohol are the answer.

So many people think drugs and alcohol are the answer.

But drugs and alcohol are the question. Yes is the answer.

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A kid walks up a businessman on the phone, and tells him that at 12 o'clock he'll kick is fucking ass.

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