A kid walks up a businessman on the phone, and tells him that at 12 o'clock he'll kick is fucking ass.
"You alright mate?" his friend asks. "Why are you so outta breath?"
"Some random fucking kid just told me he'll kick my ass at 12 o'clock!"
His friend glances at his watch then looks back at the businessman. "Well there's no need to rush mate you still got like 20 minutes." Read More