My dad said if I get 100 Kick ass votes he'll quit drugs and alcohol

My dad said if I get 100 Kick ass votes he'll quit drugs and alcohol.

My boy friend said if this gets 200 kick-ass votes... were gonna try anal. please don't vote. he's on Viagra.

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So many people think drugs and alcohol are the answer.

But drugs and alcohol are the question. Yes is the answer.

A kid walks up a businessman on the phone, and tells him that at 12 o'clock he'll kick is fucking ass.

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"You alright mate?" his friend asks. "Why are you so outta breath?"

"Some random fucking kid just told me he'll kick my ass at 12 o'clock!"

His friend glances at his watch then looks back at the businessman. "Well there's no need to rush mate you still got like 20 minutes."

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Doing drugs.

The difference between being old and being young is what time of day we're waiting for our drugs to kick in.