You love flowers, but you cut them

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

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Why do woman's panties have flowers on them?.

Why do woman's panties have flowers on them?.

In loving memory of all the faces buries there

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Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

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When it comes to sex I'm a wild animal...

When it comes to sex I'm a wild animal...

More scared of you than you are of me

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Dolphins are the Ted Bundy of the animal kingdom.

Dolphins are the Ted Bundy of the animal kingdom.

Raping murdering psychopaths, but white women love them.

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Why do millennials love Animal Crossing?.

Why do millennials love Animal Crossing?.

Because it allows them to fulfil the dream of buying a house.

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Two flowers were swaying gently in the breeze

Two flowers were swaying gently in the

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Two flowers were swaying gently in the breezewhen one said "I love you, darling.""I love you too," answered the second flower."I want you so much.""I want you, too.""I've got to have you right now!""Ooooh, where the hell are those damned bees?"

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