If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Read More
More jokes about: #Lazy #Quotes #Top #100

Similar Jokes:

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

How lazy are you?

Read More
More jokes about: #Award
The laziest person award.

The laziest person award.

There was an award ceremony for the laziest person in the world. Many lazy people came to the award show but nobody among them was awarded. Turns out the laziest person was too lazy to attend the award show. So they went to the laziest persons house to give him the award in person. He wa... read more

Read More
More jokes about: #Ceremony #Seed #Ladder #Award #Awarded
If there was an award for laziness...

If there was an award for laziness...

I'd make someone go get it for me.

Read More
More jokes about: #Award
Did you hear? Gaston won an award!

Did you hear? Gaston won an award!.

He won the No Belle prize.

Read More
More jokes about: #Award
I recently came fourth in the National Weatherman Awards.

I recently came fourth in the National Weatherman Awards.

I won a trophy for precipitation.

Read More
More jokes about: #Award #Trophy #Precipitation
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. I had to break up with her.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. I had to break up with her.

She was seeing somebody on the side.

Read More
More jokes about: #Date