When the past comes knocking, don't answer

When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.

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A captain in the navy is assigned a new post on a submarine.

A captain in the navy is assigned a new post on a submarine.

now what's wrong with the vessel, and he finally gets an answer to what's going on.

"Can't you tell? There's almost nothing original on this sub!"

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There’s a knock at the door.

There’s a knock at the door.

The butler goes and answers the door.“Sir, there’s a man at the door with a mustache.”“I’m not interested, tell him I’ve already got one!”

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Tell a joke that is well-known in your country.

Tell a joke that is well-known in your country.

Even jokes that are poorly translated are normally funny because they're so bad.

An example of a well-known British joke is:

'Knock knock'.

'Who's there?'

'Doctor'

'Doctor Who?'

'You just said it'.

It has to be one that if you asked 100 random people in your country most would know it.

*SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE*

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What do you get it you ask a politician to tell 'the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'?.

What do you get it you ask a politician to tell 'the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'?.

3 different answers

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Not your usual goat joke.

Not your usual goat joke.

I walked past a baby goat sleeping. I was later arrested for kidnapping, has nothing to do with the kid napping, they just found my basement

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5 Guys From Knock-Knock Jokes.

5 Guys From Knock-Knock Jokes.

he person who answers is really happy.

You: Whenever I knock on someone's door, they seem to be calling for me.

Ach: Whenever I knock on someone's door, they sneeze all over me.

Who: Whenever I knock on someone's door, it is answered by an owl.

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