Douche: My dick comes with a choking hazard warning

Douche: My dick comes with a choking hazard warning.

Girl: Don't they only put that on small objects?

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Guy: Wanna suck my dick?

Guy: Wanna suck my dick?

Girl: No.

Guy: Probably for the best. I mean, it has a label-Warning! Choking Hazard!

Girl: Isn't that the warning put on tiny objects?

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Guy: You know, my dick should have a sign on it that says "choking hazard"

Guy: You know, my dick should have a sign on it that says "choking hazard"

Me: Doesn't that refer to SMALL objects?

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Bully- " my dick is a choking hazard!"

Bully- " my dick is a choking hazard!"

You- " well choking hazard things are small !"

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Bully: suck it!

bully: suck it!

sorry small parts are a choking hazard.

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Why didn't the toy manufacturer do it with his wife tonight?.

Why didn't the toy manufacturer do it with his wife tonight?.

Small parts are choking hazards.

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What should you say when your girlfriend thinks your D is small.

What should you say when your girlfriend thinks your D is small.

Tell her small things are a choking hazard

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