Anant bought a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie

Anant bought a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at his redneck neighbours: …

DAD : Son where were you today during school hours?

SON : At school (robot slaps the Son and he immediately changes his mind) Okay I went to the movies! DAD : Which one?

SON : Harry Potter (robot slaps Son again!) Okay I was watching porno.

DAD : What? When I was your age I didn’t even know porno! (robot slaps dad)

MUM : hahahahaha! After all he is your Son! (robot gives Mum a hot dirty slap)

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Dad- why where you home late today?

Son- I was at the library.

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Son- ok fine I was at a friends.

Dad- what where you doing?

Son- I was studying.

The robot slaps the son again.

Son- ok fine I was smoking.

Dad- what! When I was your age I didn't smoke.

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as at the library"

*the robot slaps the son*

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Dad: "And what were you two doing?"

Son: "studying of course"

*robot slaps the son*

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*robot slaps the son again*

Son: "Fine! we were watching porn ok?"

Dad: "I'm disappointed in you, when I was your age we didn't even know what porn was."

*the robot slaps the dad*

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*the robot slaps the dad again*

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The robot slapped the son.

Son: "Ok, I skipped school to go to a friend's house."

The robot slapped the son again.

Son: "Fine! I went to a whorehouse!"

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Dad: "How could you? When I was your age I didn't even know what was a whorehouse!"

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