Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke?
Son: I dont get it.
Dad: Hey son, how much feet do two chickens have?
Dad: How much teeth do two cats have?
Son: I dunno.
Dad: Strange, you know more about cock than pussy.
Hey dad, wanna see my new book?.
Yeah son, so long as it's not the novel coronavirus.
Hey son, you want an accordion.
Billy: Yeah sure Dad, how many chords can it play
Dad: Actually, it's wireless.
Dad: Want to hear a joke son?
Son: I don't get it
Dad: That's right
Son: Dad, whats it like to have a handsome son???
Dad: i dont know, ask your grandpa.(the dads dad)
Son: Look dad, I found a cat in the street.
Dad: Well thats the only pussy your ever gonna get.