Teacher: "Do you want to share that with the class?"

Teacher: "Do you want to share that with the class?"

Me: "No that's why I whispered it."

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Sex education class.

Sex education class.

Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the sex Education class."

Teacher: "Why?"

Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral."

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*When I'm eating chips and talking*

*When I'm eating chips and talking*

Teacher: Would you like to share that with the class?

Me: B*tch, are you out of your damn mind. These are for me and only me.

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Teacher: Do you want to spend lunch in my class!

Teacher: Do you want to spend lunch in my class!?

Me: you asking me out on a date?

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Teacher: why do I hear talking?

Teacher: why do I hear talking?

Me: because you have ears!

Class: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!

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Teacher, Why are you sleeping in the class.

Teacher, Why are you sleeping in the class.

Teacher: Why are you sleeping in the class ??

Student: Your Voice is so sweet Mam that's why

I am getting sleep.

Teacher: Then why other people are not sleeping?

Student: They are not Listening to you Mam.

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So a girl comes in late to class...

So a girl comes in late to class...

te and the teacher looks over angrily, “and why is that you’re late?!”

Girl replies, “I was just blowing bubbles, sorry.”

The teacher feeling bad for her outburst says “it’s ok, I just want everyone here before the new kid joins our class. Ahh, here he is now,” the teacher motions to the door.

A young, nervous boy walks into the class. The teacher asks “now why don’t you introduce yourself to the class.”

The boy shyly says “Hi, my name is Bubbles.”

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