A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua.

P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!

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A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands... "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Joshua.P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!

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Why parents have gray hair ..

why parents have gray hair ..

pened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!

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Patrick brings home his new fiancé to meet his parents.

Patrick brings home his new fiancé to meet his parents.

rs. Stacy excuses herself to use the bathroom.

"Patrick, she's wonderful!" his dad says.

"Why haven't you brought her over here before?" asks his mom.

"Well, dad, mom…" the man trails off. "It's just… I'm a little embarrassed about something, but I have to tell you." He takes a deep breath and blurts out "Stacy is a prostitute."

"Oh my Lord!" shrieks Patrick's mother.

His father clutches his chest and falls to the floor, unconscious. Patrick and his mom gather around his father, and after a few moments he wakes up.

"Son," he says. "What did you just say about Stacy?"

"Dad, she's a prostitute."

"Oh thank Heaven!" his father says. "I thought you said protestant!"

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[NSFW] You're Passionate!.

[NSFW] You're Passionate!.

r manky self over into the passenger seat.

So they're driving down the road, with his pants unzipped and her sucking away, when she says "Ohh, you're passionate."

"Oh yeah baby, I'm passionate."

"No, no," she says more urgently, "You're passssionate."

"Fuck I'm passionate!" he exclaims.

"You're passionate, you're passionate!" she says again.

"Yeah I am!"

"No, you're passing the goddamn liquor store!"

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If Gwen Stacy was a hat, what kind of hat would she be?.

If Gwen Stacy was a hat, what kind of hat would she be?.

Snap back

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No matter how hard you push the envelope it's still stationary.

No matter how hard you push the envelope it's still stationary.

thanks dad!

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