3 drunk guys enterd a taxi

3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

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Drunk taxi.

Drunk taxi.

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The

taxi driver knew that they were

drunk so he started the engine

turned it off again. Then

said,"We have reached your

destination". The 1st guy gave him money the 2nd guy said

"Thank you". The 3rd guy

slapped the driver. The driver

was shocked thinking the 3rd

drunk knew what he did. But

then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied,

"Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us

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Three drunk guys enter a Taxi.

Three drunk guys enter a Taxi.

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "we have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him the money and the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was very shocked thinking the 3rd drunkard knew what he did. But then he asked "what was that for?" The 3rd guy replied, " Control yourspeed next time, you nearly killed us!

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3 drunk guys got into a taxi...

3 drunk guys got into a taxi...

...The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and after a few seconds, simply turned it off again.

Taxi driver: We have reached your destination!

The first guy gave him some money and the second guy thanked him as they clambered out of the car.

The third guy slapped the taxi driver across the face. The taxi driver was shocked, thinking the third guy was drunk.

Taxi driver: What was that for??

Third guy: Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!!!

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3 drunk guys got into a taxi...

3 drunk guys got into a taxi...

slapped the taxi driver across the face. The taxi driver was shocked, thinking the third guy was drunk.

Taxi driver: What was that for??

Third guy: Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!!!

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3 drunk guys entered a taxi.

3 drunk guys entered a taxi.

The driver- who knew the 3 of them were drunk, started the engine and then shut it off again after a few seconds. He then tells them, "alright guys we're here now!"

The first drunk guy gave the taxi driver money. The second drunk guy smiled then said, "thank you and keep the change." The third drunk guy slapped the driver hard across the face.

The driver was shocked, thinking the third guy knew what he had just done. But then he turned and asked him, "hey what was that for!?"

The third drunk guy replied, "control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

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Really drunk people?.

Really drunk people?.

3 men entered a taxi. The taxi driver could tell that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off. He then proceeded to tell them that they had reached their destination. The first guy gave him the money and the second guy thanked the taxi driver. The third guy suddenly slapped the driver. The driver was shocked; he was wondering if the third guy could see through his dishonesty. He then asked What was that for? The third guy, with a furious face yelled Control your speed next time you almost killed us!

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