*Hott Girl's Facebook Status*

*Hott Girl's Facebook Status*

"Bored" -86 Likes -54 Comments

*My status*

"Just got accepted into Harvard!" -0 Likes -1 Comment from Mom:"...Nerd"

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On February 4, we’ll celebrate ten years of people posting unintentionally funny status updates from their office cubicles when they should be working.

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One guy wrote on his FB status:.

One guy wrote on his FB status:.

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400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend:

"Where did you go in UBER bro, party was in your house"

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An art student showing off their fanart at a Comicon...

An art student showing off their fanart at a Comicon...

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A passerby asks: "Oh, is it?", and is then brutally executed by the surrounding nerds.

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Joke on the stackexchange website (You'll only understand it if you have asked queries on the stackexchange sites).

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