A rich man and a horse

A rich man and a horse.

There was a rich man that was driving past a farm, He looked over and saw a beautiful stallion standing in the field. The rich man thought, Wow I gotta have him so he pulled into the farm's entrance. He found the owner and said, "I want that horse out yonder in that field, how much do you want for him?" Well, the farmer said, "He don't look to good." Nonsense said the rich man "I'll pay you $1000 for him." But he don't look to good said the farmer. The rich man sighed and said $2000 dollars is my final offer. The farmer sold the beautiful horse to the rich man. Then one week later the rich man came back angry as ever and said, "Darn you you sold me a blind horse!" Then the farmer smiled and said "I told you, he didn't look too good!"

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A rich man and a horse.

A rich man and a horse.

im?" Well, the farmer said, "He don't look to good." Nonsense said the rich man "I'll pay you $1000 for him." But he don't look to good said the farmer. The rich man sighed and said $2000 dollars is my final offer. The farmer sold the beautiful horse to the rich man. Then one week later the rich man came back angry as ever and said, "Darn you you sold me a blind horse!" Then the farmer smiled and said "I told you, he didn't look too good!"

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A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250.

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250.

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'

Chuck said, 'Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell any body he's dead.'

A month Later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead horse?'

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.'

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A young man named Dave bought a horse from a farmer for $250.

A young man named Dave bought a horse from a farmer for $250.

Dave said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse"

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Dave said, "I’m going to raffle him off"

The farmer said, "You can’t raffle off a dead horse!"

Dave said, "Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell any body he’s dead"

A month Later, the farmer met up with Dave and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

Dave said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495"

The farmer said, "Didn’t anyone complain?"

Dave said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back"

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A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for £250.

A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for £250.

The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days. A couple of days later, the farmer drove up to Joe's house and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'

Joe replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've spent it already.'

Joe said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with it?

Joe said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't flog a dead horse!'

Joe said, 'Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month Later, the farmer met up with Joe and asked, 'What happened with that dead horse?'

Joe said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £5 apiece and made a profit of £2495.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Joe said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £5 back.'

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HOW i got rich.

HOW i got rich.

One rich man is asked how he got rich. He answers: I bought one unwashed apple in the market for a dollar, washed it and sold it for 2, then bought 2 unwashed apples, washed it and sold it for 4. -And so gradually you got rich? - No, after 2 years, my grandmother died and left me a legacy of 4 billi... read more

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[Long] A man walked into a barn.

[Long] A man walked into a barn.

could ride?"

The good-natured farmer said, "I do, but it has a problem."

"What problem?" asked the man.

The farmer replied, "It's a Christian horse, sir. It only goes when you say 'Praise the Lord' and only stops once you say 'Amen.'"

The man said, "Okay, I'll take it."

So the farmer gave the man the reins to the horse.

"Giddy-up," said the man, but the horse did not move.

"Get going," he grumbled, but still the horse stood still.

The man kicked the horse with his spurs, but it refused to move.

Finally, the man remembered.

"Praise the Lord!" he said, and the horse began moving.

"Praise the Lord!" he said again, and the horse increased its speed.

"Praise the Lord!" he said for a third time, and the horse entered full gallop.

The horse galloped on and on, seemingly without needing to stop.

"This is a great horse," thought the man. "It doesn't need rest, nor food, nor water. It survives purely on faith."

The man was thinking how wonderful it was that his old horse had run away and he had gotten this new horse when he noticed a cliff off in the distance.

"Stop!" he shouted, yanking the reins.

The horse did not stop.

"Stop!" he shouted again, and pulled the reins even harder.

The horse didn't even slow its step.

Just as the man thought he was going to die, he remembered.

"Amen!" he shouted, and the horse skidded to a stop just in front of the cliff.

The man peered over the cliff, and, thinking how lucky he was to have escaped death, raised his hands to God.

"Praise the Lord!" he said.

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