I saw a guy at the flower store. He was trying to pick the perfect bouquet for his wife. He said It's crazy how much money you gotta spend on something that's just going to die

I saw a guy at the flower store. He was trying to pick the perfect bouquet for his wife. He said It's crazy how much money you gotta spend on something that's just going to die.

I said I know... And you gotta buy them flowers...

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I saw a guy at the flower store. He was trying to pick the perfect bouquet for his wife. He said “It’s crazy how much money you gotta spend on something that’s just going to die.”

I saw a guy at the flower store. He was trying to pick the perfect bouquet for his wife. He said “It’s crazy how much money you gotta spend on something that’s just going to die.”.

I said “I know... And you gotta buy them flowers...”

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"This bouquet is missing some flowers".

"This bouquet is missing some flowers".

I said lackadaisically.

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A brunette gets a bouquet of flowers for valentines day.

A brunette gets a bouquet of flowers for valentines day.

The other office women are admiring the flowers as they are delivered to her. She then smirks and says to the crowd of women gathered around "I guess this means I will be spending the night with my legs in the air." The blonde then says "Don't you have a vase?"

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A bouquet of flowers.

A bouquet of flowers.

A man walks past a flower shop one day and thinks how he never buys flowers for his wife. So he steps in and orders a nice bouquet of flowers.He comes home, rings the doorbell. His wife opens the door. He hands her the bouquet and she goes wild with excitement! She pulls him in, closes the d... read more

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I came home from work with a bouquet of roses.

I came home from work with a bouquet of roses.

My wife looked at me suspiciously and said, "Have you done something wrong?"I said, "...Yes."She said, "What is it?"I said, "Bought an ungrateful bitch flowers."

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I was doing some shopping at the supermarket...

I was doing some shopping at the supermarket...

...and had a cart full of groceries and a lovely bouquet of flowers. Coincidentally, my wife walked in just as I was checking out. She noticed the flowers I was buying and jokingly said "Those had better be for me!"The teenager at the register turned and said "Even if they weren't, t... read more

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