Buddy's been driving all night, sees a roadside bar and stops for a much-needed cold beer

Buddy's been driving all night, sees a roadside bar and stops for a much-needed cold beer.

Bouncer says "sorry bud, gotta have a tie to get in".

Buddy goes to his car, roots thru the trunk and can't find a tie. Grabs his jumper cables and wraps them around his neck.

Bouncer says "cool man, come on in...just don't start anything".

....I'll see myself out now.

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