Oil

Oil.

So an 80 yr. old man runs into a hospital with his 20 yr. old wife, and says "Help! My wife is having a baby!" So, they deliver the baby, and then one of the nurses asks the man "How do you still make babies at your age!?" He cooly replies "Just gotta keep the motor running,"

A few months pass and the couple is back with another baby, again, after the delivery, the nurse asks him how he's able to do it. He replies again "Just gotta keep the motor running," looking very smug.

A few months pass again and sure enough, they're back again with another baby. The nurse asks him after the delivery once more, and with a huge look of gluttonous pride he says "Like before, you just gotta keep the motor running!" The nurse yells "Well I guess its time to change the oil, 'cause this one came out black!

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Oil.

Oil.

So an 80 yr. old man runs into a hospital with his 20 yr. old wife, and says "Help! My wife is having a baby!" So, they deliver the baby, and then one of the nurses asks the man "How do you still make babies at your age!?" He cooly replies "Just gotta keep the motor running," A few months pass a... read more

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Just another May-December wedding.

Just another May-December wedding.

How do you do it at your age?'

The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.'

The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child.

The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman. She said, 'Sir, you are something! How do you manage it?'

The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor running.'

A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child.

The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, 'Well, you surely are something awesome!

How do you do it?'

The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running.'

The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said:

"Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one is black!"

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You gotta keep the car and engine running.

You gotta keep the car and engine running.

80 year old Jim marrined 18 year old Linda and he was the towns envy. Soon Linda got pregnant and was at the hospital giving birth. The nurse told Jim,"Its amazing you managed to do this at your age". Jim replied,"well one has gotta keep the car and engine running"

Soon a year later they were at the hospital again with Linda giving birth to another one and nurse remarked,"wow its amazing yiu did it again" Jim replied,"as i said you gotta keep the car and egine running"

and again a year later Linda gave birth again and Jim told the nurse,"as i said you gotta keep the car and engine running" The nurse replied,"thats true but you might wanna change the engine oil as this one's black"

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This 80 years old rich old man marries a young lady.

This 80 years old rich old man marries a young lady.

Within a year, she is pregnant.

Nurse at the delivery room is impressed - "how do you do it?"

"You gotta keep that old engine running, you know".

Next year, they are back again. Same nurse asks, "how do you do it?"

"You gotta keep that old engine running, you know".

Year after, they are back again. This time the proud father doesn't wait for the question, he knows it's coming. So, as soon as she sees the nurse after the delivery, he goes "you gotta keep that old engine running, you know."

"Well", the nurse replies, "it's time to change oil I guess. This one is black."

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Keep that old motor running.

Keep that old motor running.

It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. “This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?” He answered, “You’ve got to keep that old motor running.” ... read more

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A 97 year-old man marries a 28 year old woman...

A 97 year-old man marries a 28 year old woman...

2 weeks after the honeymoon, his wife gets pregnant. The doctor asked,

"You're ninety seven years old! How do you do it?"

The man replies, "You just gotta keep that motor turning."

A year later, the mans wife is pregnant again. The doctor asks,

"You're ninety eight years old, how do you do it?"

The man again replied with, "You just gotta keep that motor turning.".

Two years go by, and the mans with is pregnant a third time. The doctor asks,

"You're one hundred years old, how do you do it?".

The man says, "you just gotta keep that motor turning."

The doctor replied with "you'd better change the oil because this one came out black."

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