One day, Billy ate a can of BBs.

One day, Billy ate a can of BBs..

Later on, his sister goes up to their mom and says, "Mommy Mommy! Billy peed out a BB!". and the mom just says, "well its gotta come out somehow.."

an hour or two later, the sister goes up to the mom and says "Mommy Mommy, Billy peed out another BB!". and the mom says, "well, its gotta come out some time.."

a little bit later she goes up to her mom and once again says, "Mommy Mommy!", but the mother interrupts and says, "I know, I know. Billy peed out another BB-..."

"No! Billy was masturbating and he shot the dog!"

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Mommy Mommy I peed a BB.

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There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they came back later that day the father put his BB gun on the top of the stove and hurried to the bathroom.

He set it down so fast and hard that it opened and the BB's from the gun went right into mother's spagetti sauce. She had seen the BB's and just figured that they couldn't hurt anyone, so she just served dinner anyways.

Later that night the little girl ran down stairs saying, "mommy mommy I just peed BB's! Well did it hurt you said the mom. No said the girl. Ok then don;t worry it will go away.

Then the little boy runs down stairs, "mommy mommy I just peed BB's! Well did it hurt she says? No says the boy. Ok then don't worry about it, it will go away.

Later that night the father rushes down the stairs with his pants down - "honey, honey, I was just up stairs jacking off and I shot the dog!"

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