Drink for free

Drink for free.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, How'd you like to drink for free?" The man, obviously interested, replies, "Of course! What do I gotta do?" The bar tender says, "See those pieces of meat hangin' from the ceiling over there? If you can reach up and give 'em a good slap without goin' up on yer toes, or jumpin', or nuthin the drinks are on the house." The man quietly refuses. Shaking his head, he orders a beer and reaches for his wallet. The bartender, stumped, asks the man why he won't even try. The man curtly replies, "Sorry, but the steaks are too high."

Read More
More jokes about: #Gotta #Toes #Pieces #Reach

Similar Jokes:

So a man walks into a bar..

So a man walks into a bar..

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches,... read more

Read More
More jokes about: #Beverage #Increase
A man walks into a bar, and...

A man walks into a bar, and...

...asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says, "Sure, but only if you can tell me a multi-level meta joke." So the guy says, "A man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says, 'Sure, but only if you can tell me a meta joke.' So the guy says, 'A man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says sure, but only if you can tell me a joke. So the guy says, What do you do when you see a space man? You park, man. So the bartender gives the guy a free drink.' So the bartender gives the guy a free drink." So the bartender gives the guy a free drink.

Read More
More jokes about: #Meta
So A Man Walks Into a Bar...

So A Man Walks Into a Bar...

So a man walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says, "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke."

So the man says, "So a man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, 'I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke.' So the man says, 'So a man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. So the bartender gives him a drink.' So the bartender gives him a drink"

So the bartender gives him a drink.

Read More
More jokes about: #Meta
The Challenge [NSFW].

The Challenge [NSFW].

A man walks into a bar, reaching the counter a sign hangs above the bar stating, “Complete The Challenge and Win Free Alcohol for Life!” Intrigued by this the man asks the bartender what exactly is the challenge. “Well first off you have to drink a gallon of apple cider vinegar, second we keep a gat... read more

Read More
Multi-level Meta Joke

Multi-level Meta Joke.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a multi-level meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a good joke." So the guy says "What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer.

Read More
More jokes about: #Meta #Give #Me #A #Beer
The Free Drinks.

The Free Drinks.

Jerry was walking home from work in a bustling city, when he stumbled upon a man who was giving out coupons for a free drink at an enormous penthouse. This monstrous building had 100 floors, and no elevator, but Jerry was determined to go get himself a free drink.After the first ten flig... read more

Read More
More jokes about: #Stairway #Coupons #Monstrous