A man walks into a bar.
A man walks into a bar one night and orders a vodka on the rocks from the bartender. After he finishes the drink, he peeks into his shirt pocket before ordering another vodka on the rocks.
The bartender sees this but does not mention anything, after the man once again finishes his drink, he once again peeks into his shirt pocket before ordering another vodka on the rocks.
The bartender now curious said to the man "Look buddy, I'm happy to pour you vodka on the rocks all night but do you mind telling me what's in your pocket?"
The man looks up and says "It's a picture of my wife and when she starts to look half attractive, I know it's time to go." Read More