A man enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a pint. After he finishes , he peeks inside his shirt's pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another pint

A man enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a pint. After he finishes , he peeks inside his shirt's pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another pint.

After he finishes, he again peeks inside his shirt's pocket and orders the bartender to bring another pint. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' drinks all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt's pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

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A man enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a pint. After he finishes , he peeks inside his shirt's pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another pint.

A man enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a pint. After he finishes , he peeks inside his shirt's pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another pint.

eking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."lol

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A businessman enters a tavern...

A businessman enters a tavern...

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another double martini.After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders another one.The bartender says: "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martini's all night long - but you got to tell m... read more

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A man walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar one night and orders a vodka on the rocks from the bartender. After he finishes the drink, he peeks into his shirt pocket before ordering another vodka on the rocks.

The bartender sees this but does not mention anything, after the man once again finishes his drink, he once again peeks into his shirt pocket before ordering another vodka on the rocks.

The bartender now curious said to the man "Look buddy, I'm happy to pour you vodka on the rocks all night but do you mind telling me what's in your pocket?"

The man looks up and says "It's a picture of my wife and when she starts to look half attractive, I know it's time to go."

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A man walks into a bar and orders a double scotch.

A man walks into a bar and orders a double scotch.

ht long. But tell me why you keep looking inside your shirt pocket before ordering a refill.” The man replies, “ I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts looking good, I know it’s time to go home.”

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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

e why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

The customer replies: "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I will know it's time to go home!"

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