The doctor said I can't lift anything heavy for the next two weeks

The doctor said I can't lift anything heavy for the next two weeks.

I guess I gotta sit down to pee now

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The doctor told me I couldn't lift large objects for two weeks after surgery.

The doctor told me I couldn't lift large objects for two weeks after surgery.

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I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev.

I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev.

from a company called You Crane.

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Why couldn’t the person lift the salt rock?.

Why couldn’t the person lift the salt rock?.

It was sodium heavy

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My 93 year old grandfather FTW.

My 93 year old grandfather FTW.

We were at a family gathering and out of nowhere my 93 year old grandfather announces ''Well, now I have to sit down now when I pee..."

All conversation grinds to a halt and everyone looks at him.

"My doctor told me no more heavy lifting."

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Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box?.

Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box?.

Its was too falcon heavy

I'm sorry

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So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking.

So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking.

The bladder says " move I gotta pee!" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says " Sorry but urine trouble."

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