My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate"

My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate.".

I told her, "Oh yea... Just you wait."

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My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate."

My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate.".

I said, "Oh yeah... Just you wait."

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My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate."

My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate.".

I told her, "Oh yea... Just you wait."Edit: She didn't believe in me but thanks to you guys and your amazing support, I can tell her to piss off cause I made something of myself. I'm front page famous. Well... Not right now but I will!

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My mom always said I'll never amount to anything because I procrastinate too much.

My mom always said I'll never amount to anything because I procrastinate too much.

Tomorrow I'll show her!

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Procrastination Paradox...

Procrastination Paradox...

If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating...???

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I Am A Professional Procrastinator. Ask Me Anything

I Am A Professional Procrastinator. Ask Me Anything.

I'll be back to answer your questions in a few minutes.

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My mother is a tailor by trade, and won't let me buy anything from the store, I have to wear what she makes...

My mother is a tailor by trade, and won't let me buy anything from the store, I have to wear what she makes...

I guess you could say she's pretty clothes minded

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