I went to a bar last night

I went to a bar last night.

and I saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said "Wow, great legs."

She giggled and said "Really?"

I said "Yea, most tables would've collapsed by now."

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A Roman Centurion walks into a bar . . .

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