I went to a bar last night

I went to a bar last night.

and I saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said "Wow, great legs."

She giggled and said "Really?"

I said "Yea, most tables would've collapsed by now."

I went to a pub last night and saw a fat girl dancing on a table...

I said, "Good legs."

The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

I went to the bar last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.

I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?" I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

went to the same bar last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.

said, "Good legs."The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."Cost me 6 more stitches, but...

Fat girl on a table.

I went to bar , and there was a fat girl dancing on the tables

" nice legs" I said

" you think so?" She replied

" Sure,most tables would have collapsed by now!"

A Roman Centurion walks into a bar . . .

The Centurion says, I'll have a martinus.

The bartender replies, Oh, you mean a martini.

The Centurion slams his fist on the table and yells, If I wanted a double, I would've said so!