A Boyfriend texts his Girlfriend saying "Hey babe you wanna come over and have sex?"

A Boyfriend texts his Girlfriend saying "Hey babe you wanna come over and have sex?"

Girlfriend texts back "Duh!"

So the girl goes over her Boyfriends house, and right before they get into it, he sets the boundaries. "Ok, so my little brother is home, and I have bunk beds. He's on the bottom bunk. If you want it harder, you say tomato. If you want it faster, you say lettuce, and if you want to moan you say any other ingredients that would be on a sandwich."

So they're up on the top bunk having sex, and she's yelling "Tomato! Tomato! Lettuce! Lettuce! Cheese! Cheese!"

Well the little brother is still on the bottom bunk and yells "Hey can you guys knock it off, your getting Mayonnaise all over me!!!"

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her boyfriend agrees but the girl explains that she sleeps on a top bunk with her 5 year old brother on the bottom bunk, so they have to use code words and pretend that they are making sandwiches. she says, "tomato equals harder, and lettuce means faster."

LATER THAT NIGHT: "OH TOMATO LETTUCE TOMATO TOMATO OOH!!!"

then they heard the girls little brother wake up and say, "hey guys, please stop making sandwiches, you guys are getting so much mayo on my bed!"

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Lettuce Tomato.

Lettuce Tomato.

A teenage couple was at the boys house and wanted to have relations. The only problem was, they were sleeping on the top of a bunk bed with the boys little brother asleep on the bottom bunk. They came up with a plan, they would say "tomato" for harder and "lettuce" for softer while having sex.

So as they are doing the deed and the girl is saying "Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Tomato!" Then the younger brother says, "Hey, can you two stop making sandwiches? I just got mayonnaise on my face."

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Sandwich making.

Two brothers shared a bedroom, bunk beds. The older brother had the top bunk. He wanted to bring his girlfriend over to spend the night. He tells his girlfriend if she wants it faster say lettuce, harder say tomato.

The younger brother wakes up hearing, "lettuce, tomato, lettuce, lettuce, tomato." He yells up to his older brother and says, "I know you guys are making sandwiches up there but can you stop dropping the mayo!"

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Lettuce Tomato.

Lettuce Tomato.

A teenage couple was at the boys house and wanted to have relations. The only problem was, they were sleeping on the top of a bunk bed with the boys little brother asleep on the bottom bunk. They came up with a plan, they would say "tomato" for harder and "lettuce" for softer while having sex.... read more

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A guy takes a girl back to his parents house to have sex...

A guy takes a girl back to his parents house to have sex...

The only problem is, he shares a bunk-bed with his younger brother. Reluctantly, they decide to proceed -- but he gives her the code words "lettuce" for faster, and "tomato" for slower.

As the two get into it, the boy hears "lettuce! tomato! lettuce! tomato!" coming from the top bunk. He yells out, "Guys! Stop making sandwiches, the mayo is getting all over me!"

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[NSFW] Two Brothers in a Bunk-Bed.

[NSFW] Two Brothers in a Bunk-Bed.

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Tomato = switch positions

Ham = faster

As they're having sex, the girl is yelling "lettuce, tomato, lettuce, lettuce, ham!!"

After they're finished, the younger brother shouts up and says "you guys are sloppy sandwich makers, how did you get mayonnaise on me all the way down here?!"

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