You know how Canada got its name right?

You know how Canada got its name right?.

It was 3 guys sitting around a table and the first guy goes, "what about a C, eh?" the second guy says "yea what about an N eh?" and the last guy says "what about a D eh?"

I don't know if this has been told here before but it's definitely my goto joke.

WAy back in the day Canada was originally called CND.

So America calls CND and asks them to spell it so they know what to write on their maps. The guy from CND replies, "C eh, N eh, D eh."

Did you know Canada was initially spelled Cnd?.

But when they pronounced it, the word came out "C-eh" "N-eh" "D-eh"

How was the name Canada chosen?.

C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?

Did you hear about the Tijuana pimp that took his girls to Canada?.

Hoes eh?

Why is the birthrate in Canada declining?.

Because Canadian's are eh-sexual eh.

I think that the geese in Canada are racists.

They kept yelling honk eh’ honk eh’ honk eh ‘!