Flight attendant landed this one on us yesterday

Flight attendant landed this one on us yesterday.

We just landed on the runway and the flight attendant annouces a message over the speaker.

"Hey folks...um yea sorry about that rough landing...

...wasn't the captains fault,

...definitely wasn't my fault,

...it was the asphalt."

The result: a perfect mix of laughs and groans.

We just flew into Atlanta, and the landing was HORRIBLE.

After the overhead bins quit popping open and the bouncing stopped and the dust settled, the flight attendant got on the intercom and explained. “I just want to apologize for that terrible landing, but keep in mind that it wasn’t the pilot’s fault. And it wasn’t the airplane’s fault. It was ... read more

My donkey stumbled on the road, bucking me off. Who's fault was it?.

It was the asphalt.

Coronavirus isn't Trumps Fault. Ebola wasn't Obama's Fault. Sars wasn't Brush's fault....

And only a handful of cases of herpes were Clinton's fault.

Passenger asked a flight attended “How often do planes crash?”.

Flight attended “Just once.”

A donkey and his farmer were hauling some corn on an old road.

when a wheel broke, cracking the road underneath. The township sued the farmer for road repairs, but a judge dismissed the case stating "it's not the ass's fault asphalt has faults"

An Emirates flight is heading for Hawaii...

A flight attendant is bringing the pilots some snacksThe flight attendant enters the cockpit and says "Hello Captain"The Pilot responds saying "Aloha Snack-bar"