A Pharmacist goes out for lunch

A Pharmacist goes out for lunch.

A pharmacist goes out for lunch and leaves his assistant to tend the customers. An hour passes and he returns and sees a man sitting awkwardly. He asks his assistant about the man and his assistant told him the man came in with a bad cough and that he had given him a powerful laxative. The pharmacist yelled "laxatives aren't for coughs!" The assistant replied, oh yea? He hasn't coughed anymore, He's scared to.

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and leaves his assistant in charge. When he gets back he finds everything in order except a man standing at the back of the pharmacy with his head down and arms crossed.

"What's with him?" The pharmacist asks

"He came in with a bad cough, but we're out of cough medicine, so I gave him some 'Ex-Lax' instead" The assistant informs him.

"Are you crazy!" the pharmacist yells, "you can't treat a cough with Ex-Lax,"

The assistant answers, "Well he's not coughing is he?"

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Cough medicine.

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A pharmacist is about to take a lunch break and he says to his assistant, "I'll be back in an hour, keep an eye on things".

Upon his return, he notices a man outside the pharmacy, standing against the wall, clutching his abdomen, obviously in some pretty serious discomfort.

He continues into the store and asks his assistant, "what's with the guy outside?" to which the assistant says "he came in with a bad cold. I couldn't find the cough medicine, so I gave him some laxatives."

"Laxatives??!!" exclaims the pharmacist, "that's not gonna do anything for his cold!"

"Sure it will," replies the assistant "Look, he's afraid to cough!"

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Assistant: Well he's not coughing anymore, is he?

Doctor: ..I guess he wouldn't dare..

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Crappy advice.

Crappy advice.

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He asks the clerk:

"What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxative."

The pharmacist said:

"You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"

The clerk responded, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!

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