So I went to my Dr. and said I needed something for my joints..

So I went to my Dr. and said I needed something for my joints...

He handed me a lighter

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I'm always in pain when I'm out of joints.

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"Your obsession with Meatloaf is getting out of hand," raged my wife, "Something needs to be done about it, I think it's best that I leave."

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I said, "You took the words right out of my mouth."

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