The Alabama doctor was doing an exam. He said to the girl, "Big breaths"

The Alabama doctor was doing an exam. He said to the girl, "Big breaths.".

She said, "Yea, and I'm only 14."

What did the student's extremely basic answer get in the exam?.

14/14

A doctor was listening to a teenage girl's heart.

"All right," he said, "take big breaths."

"What?" she said.

"Big breaths!"

"Yeth!" she said. "And I'm only thixteen!"

So a 14 year old girl goes to the doctor for a checkup...

He puts the stethoscope up to her heart and says,

"Big breaths."

And she says,

"Thankth! I grew them mythelf!"

A woman goes to her gynecologist for a routine exam.

A woman goes to her gynecologist for a routine exam. During the exam, the doctor remarks, "My, you have a big vagina...My, you have a big vagina."Upset, the woman tells the doctor that he didn't need to say it twice. But the confused doctor replies that he only said it once.Intrigued... read more

I ran into a one armed fisherman.

I asked if he had any luck. He said "yea caught one this big"

This joke works better in person.

The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.