I needed to have some white noise on in the background to help me fall asleep.
Fox News seemed to do the trick.
Why do we listen to white noise to fall asleep?.
Because black noise hits too hard and rattles the windows
I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom.
turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought
I'm building an app to help people fall asleep at night. It'll be recordings of straight white men talking about gender identity, cultural appropriation and modern racism...
Name of the app is White Noise.
“It seems like every time I try counting the sheep I fall asleep!”
Rating: 3.4/5 (24 votes cast)
Someone gave me a white noise machine to help me sleep. It didn't work.
Then again, its hard to sleep with Vanilla Ice playing in the background
People get mad at Tesla drivers for falling asleep behind the wheel.
My car must be broken. Every time I fall asleep while driving it takes me to the hospital.