Needed: Eyelids

Needed: Eyelids.

A baby is born with no eyelids. The doctors need a solution, and fast. The best solution, and the one they arrive at, is to use his foreskin for his new eyelids. They successfully attach his foreskin as eyelids, with only one complication. Now hes a little cock-eyed.

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Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids?.

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They used his foreskin for an eyelid skin graft.

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***Now the poor guy is cock-eyed***

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There was a boy born without any eyelids.

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A boy is born without eyelids...

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