Im writing my autobiography

Im writing my autobiography.

"Oh nice!"

"Yea im planning on killing off the main character"

In what form of writing is killing the main character a good idea?.

An Autobiography.

My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable.

It was an autobiography...

My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable.

It was an autobiography…

I decided to kill off a few characters in the book im writing.

It's really gonna spice up the autobiography.

The other day I told my mom I was writing an autobiography...

She said for dramatics I should kill off the main character, I don’t think she realized it was an autobiography...

I'm killing off the main character in my book.

It's an autobiography.