I ran into a one armed fisherman

I ran into a one armed fisherman.

I asked if he had any luck. He said "yea caught one this big"

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Two fishermen caught a mermaid.

One of them holding the mermaid in his arms looked at her attentively and threw her back into the sea. But why? - asked the other fisherman. But how? - answered the first one.

A fisherman and his fish.

A fisherman caught a fish so big that he dislocated his shoulders describing it.

One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench...

One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The fisherman couldn't eat them all so they gave them to the Mayor of the town. The Mayor wasn't sure what to do with them, so he had an idea; he would have a fish-eating competition.After several rounds, two finalists emerged: Mr. Hic... read more

Two fishermen went out fishing.

They talked about the business they ran.

One fisherman asks the other: "What's our net worth?"

I got fired from my job as a fisherman...

I got too caught up in it.

Why did the Fisherman have to sit with his legs crossed?.

Because he caught a Chub