I needed glasses to see my family

I needed glasses to see my family.

Two glasses of scotch. To be precise.

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I need glasses to see my family.

I need glasses to see my family.

Specifically, two glasses of scotch.

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I need glasses to see my family.

I need glasses to see my family.

In particular, two glasses of Scotch.

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Glasses.

Glasses.

"How much do you weigh?""Precisely 75 kg when I'm wearing my glasses.""What about when you are not wearing your glasses?""No idea. Can't see shit."

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My family has been telling me to get glasses.

My family has been telling me to get glasses.

But I don't see why

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A man walks into a bar looking to buy a glass of 50 year old scotch.

A man walks into a bar looking to buy a glass of 50 year old scotch.

He says to the bartender, "My good man, I have a thirst that can only be quenched by glass of 50 year old scotch. I'm a connoisseur of sorts, so don't try and trick me. I'll be able to tell the difference!"The bartender, a little annoyed, goes to the top shelf, grabs a bottle of scotch, and ... read more

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Why do programmers need glasses?.

Why do programmers need glasses?.

So they can see sharp.

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