Needed some help with romance, so I took the book "How to Hug" out of the library

Needed some help with romance, so I took the book "How to Hug" out of the library.

Turns out it was volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.

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For Sale: Complete Set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 Volumes.

For Sale: Complete Set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 Volumes.

Excellent condition. $ 1000 ONO. No longer needed. Got married last week. Wife knows fucking everything.

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FOR SALE BY OWNER...

FOR SALE BY OWNER...Complete set of encyclopedia Britannica.45 Volumes. Excellent condition.$100 or best offer.Reason for sale: No longer required.Got married last weekend.Wife knows everything.

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Check Out a Romance.

Check Out a Romance.

I met my husband while I was working in a science library. He came in every week to read the latest journals and eventually decided to take out the librarian instead of the books.After a year and a half of dating, he showed up at the library and started rummaging through my desk. I asked what he... read more

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My friend just got married, and now he wants to sell his 47 volume Encyclopedia Britannica. He says he doesn't need it.

My friend just got married, and now he wants to sell his 47 volume Encyclopedia Britannica. He says he doesn't need it.

His wife knows everything.

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FOR SALE BY OWNER.

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I met my husband while I was working in a science library.

I met my husband while I was working in a science library. He came in every week to read the latest journals and eventually decided to take out the librarian instead of the books.

After a year and a half of dating, he showed up at the library and started rummaging through my desk. I asked what he was looking for, but he didn't answer. Finally he unearthed one of the rubber stamps I used to identify reference books. "Since I couldn't find the right engagement ring," he said, "this will have to do," and he firmly stamped my hand. Across my knuckles, in capital letters, it read "NOT FOR CIRCULATION."Contributed by Ruth E. Chodrow

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