A young soldier is having a cigarette..

A young soldier is having a cigarette...

A young Corporal is sitting in the smoking area having a cigarette, when a brand new Lieutenant walks up him. The Lieutenant asks "Corporal, do you have change for a $20 bill?" The Corporal replies "Yea, sure buddy, one second." Hearing this, the Officer grows cross. "Corporal, I am a Commissioned Officer and you will address me appropriately. Stand up straight, get that smoke out of your mouth, and try again. Now, do you have change for a $20 bill?" The Corporal stands straight up, looks directly to his front and yells "SIR, I DO NOT, SIR!"

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A new lieutenant in the French foreign legion ...

A new lieutenant in the French foreign legion ...

Arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him his quarters, he asks the corporal "the base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?" The corporal replies "on Fridays, they let us use the camels" the lieutenant is disgusted, but says nothing. After a few week... read more

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On a cold night, during the Korean War, A young lieutenant arrives at a lonely Army camp.....

On a cold night, during the Korean War, A young lieutenant arrives at a lonely Army camp.....

l men lead a horse into a nearby tent. He asked the clerk what the were up to. The corporal said, " well, Sir, its lonely out here and sometimes the men get a little.... you know..not having any women around and all." The young lieutenant looked curiously at the corporal but said he understood and nodded his approval.

A few nights later the lieutenant was at his desk again when he told the corporal, "I think I'd like to use the horse; can you cake me to the tent?" the corporal obliged and led the way. At the tent the corporal asked, " ya want me to set her up for ya, sir?" " no, no... I can manage", was the lieutenant's reply as he disappeared into the tent.

The corporal, waiting outside the tent began to hear the horse shrieking wildly and the lieutenant was grunting horribly, he'd never heard anything like it. Shocked at what he heard he asked, " everything going ok in there, Sir?" More grunts and Shrikes was the reply.

After a few moments of this, it was over and the corporal stood shocked as the young lieutenant walked out of the tent. He was sweating and his hair was a mess. As he was buttoning his pants he asked the corporal sheepishly, "so.... is that how the men do it?"

The corporal replied,"No Sir, they usually just ride the horse into town."

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War camel.

War camel.

So a plane goes down in the Sahara in WW2. The survivors are a lieutenant, a sergeant, a corporal and a private. They have a days rations and are many days out from the nearest town. The looty sends the corporal to scout around for anything to help in their predicament. He returns with a... read more

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A man is smoking two cigarettes at a park.

A man is smoking two cigarettes at a park.

Another man walks up to him and asks, "Why are you smoking two cigarettes?"

He replies: "I'm smoking one for myself and one for my brother, he is in a no-smoking prison."

Satisfied with the answer, the man walks away.

A few days pass and he sees the same man at the park, but he's only smoking one cigarette.

Excited, he goes up to the man and asks, "Did your brother get out of prison? You are only smoking one cigarette."

He replies: "No, I quit smoking."

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Just saw the price of cigarettes and I realized there's no such thing as a smoker.

Just saw the price of cigarettes and I realized there's no such thing as a smoker.

The cigarette smokes, they are just the suckers

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There are three men on a boat with a pack of cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke?

There are three men on a boat with a pack of cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke?.

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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