Needed directions in Hollywood last weekend.
So last weekend in Hollywood i managed to get lost so i approached a fancy looking black couple and asked for directions . . .
They gave me their baby.
I tried to make a 'fancy' sauce last night at dinner, I mixed vodka, gravy and nitrous oxide, sadly, all I managed was make myself an Absolut laughing stock!
Bad With Directions.
My last girlfriend broke up with me because I was horrible with directions... So I packed up my belongings and right.
This happened over the weekend.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
I was so drunk last weekend, that I took a cab home...
Which was weird, because I've never driven one.
There was a restaurant that was so fancy so fancy.
That instead of giving you a bill they gave you a William.
The Coronavirus hysteria is so high,.
not even Hollywood execs are touching people.