A guy walks into a bar.

A guy walks into a bar..

.... he notices a monkey sitting at the bar. He asks the bartender, "what's with the monkey?" The bartender walks around, sits next to the monkey, and smacks it upside the head with a pan. The monkey goes down and gives him a bj. The bartender walks back and says "pretty cool eh, you want to give it a try?" The guy thinks for a second and says "yea sure, why not, just don't hit me so hard with that pan"

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A guy walks into a bar..

A guy walks into a bar..

.... he notices a monkey sitting at the bar. He asks the bartender, "what's with the monkey?" The bartender walks around, sits next to the monkey, and smacks it upside the head with a pan. The monkey goes down and gives him a bj. The bartender walks back and says "pretty cool eh, you want to give ... read more

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A guy walks into a bar.

A guy walks into a bar.

As he is drinking his beer, he looks down and sees a monkey sitting on a chair.He asks the bartender, "What's with the monkey?""Oh, that's mine. She can does trick. Want to see it?""Yeah!"So the bartender whistles, the monkey stand up, the bartender pulls out a steel ... read more

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A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar...

He walks up to the bar top with a monkey in a cage. The bartender notices the monkey. The bartender asks, “What’s the monkey for?” The man replies, “Can’t tell you, it’s a secret.”So the bartender develops a plan to get the man as drunk as possible, continuing to ask the man throughout the n... read more

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A man walks into a bar ... (NSFW).

A man walks into a bar ... (NSFW).

A man walks into a bar with a monkey.

The bartender asks "hey man, whats with the monkey?"

The man replies "watch this!"

The man then slaps the monkey and then the monkey starts blowing him.

"Wow that's pretty cool" says the bartender.

"You wanna try?" asks the man.

The bartender says "yeah sure! ... Just don't slap me so hard."

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A Guy Walks Into a Bar With a Monkey.

A Guy Walks Into a Bar With a Monkey.

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The man sits down at the bar, orders a drink, and immediately the monkey is running all around the bar, causing havoc. Before long, the monkey jumps over to the bar, grabs a bowl of pretzels, and gobbles them down without hesitation. Next, the monkey devours an ... read more

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A man walks into a bar and finds that it's pretty empty.

A man walks into a bar and finds that it's pretty empty.

He looks around and only sees the bartender and what appears to be his pet monkey. Curious, he asks the bartender about the monkey. "Oh that's my special monkey." The bartender says. "Let me show you."The bartender picks up a baseball bat from under the bar, turns around and cracks t... read more

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