Needing a little more room to park our bikes I said, "another 10cm would make such a great difference"

Needing a little more room to park our bikes I said, "another 10cm would make such a great difference".

and so my wife, bless her, replied with a stellar "that's what she said".

True story from yesterday morning, just wanted to share our mirth :)

Our marriage counselor said, "sex in a relationship should not take the back seat".

I said, "not a problem I drive a 2 seater roadster"My wife pipes up, "true, that stick shift is a blessing!"

Two engineer students were biking across campus.

One said to the other, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."The fi... read more

Two Engineers Run into Each Other.

One of them is riding a shiny new bike.

Engineer 1: "Where'd you get that bike?"

Engineer 2: "Well, yesterday a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike, took off all her clothes, and said I could have anything I wanted.

So, I took the bike."

Engineer 1: "That was smart... the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Went all the way to Birmingham yesterday to pick up a bike that used to belong to the woman who played Lydia in Beetlejuice.

Turns out the guy on the phone had said “one owner/rider”

Did you hear about the mountain bike who forgot his true purpose?.

He was wheelie lost.

Understanding Engineers.

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one

said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer

replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business,

when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground,

took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first

engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably

wouldn't have fit you anyway."