Needing a little more room to park our bikes I said, "another 10cm would make such a great difference"
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So, I took the bike."
Engineer 1: "That was smart... the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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Understanding Engineers.
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Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one
said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer
replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business,
when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground,
took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first
engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably
wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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